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Bad Milo! and The Cottage amongst Horror Channel premieres for March.
By James Whittington
Posted in: Features, Wednesday 22nd Feb 2017

Another amazing month of premieres awaits you in March as Horror has 9 fear-filled frighteners that will have you laughing and hiding in equal measure.

Dark laughs await on Friday 3rd at 10.55pm with the network premiere of Paul Andrew Williams' blood-drenched hostage thriller The Cottage, starring Andy Serkis, Reece Shearsmith and Jennifer Ellison. Feuding brothers David (Serkis) and Peter (Shearsmith) abduct a young woman (Ellison) and hole up in a remote rural cottage, But their hostage turns the tables and soon it's all for one when they find that the deranged farmer next door is the real threat. Hellraiser's Doug Bradley makes a cameo in this terror treat. There are also network premiere for Irish hit Shrooms on March 10th. This stylish psychedelic shocker, directed by Paddy Breathnach follow three couples travelling in Ireland who are on the hunt for magic mushrooms, but untold malevolence is on the hunt for them!


Jacob Vaughan's laugh-out-loud comedy horror Bad Milo! gets its UK TV premiere on March 31st and is a wonderful blending sharp social satire with copious amounts of slimy gore. Bad Milo! stars Ken Marino as normal nice guy Duncan, who discovers that a cute bloodthirsty creature is living in his lower intestines. Every time he gets stressed, it crawls out of his rectum to feed on the flesh of those riling him up. This was a huge hit at FrightFest in 2014 and not to be watched when eating!

There are also network premiere for Adrift, Hans Horn's emotionally wrenching sail into terror (Friday 24th), Steve Barker's atmospheric Nazi zombie thriller, Outpost (Saturday 11th), Rob Schmid's cult cannibal chiller Wrong Turn (Saturday 25th) and Hammer's The Curse Of The Mummy's Tomb (Saturday 4th). Plus there are channel firsts for Dave Payne's tongue-in-cheek horror romp Reeker, starring Michael Ironside (Friday17th) and Nicholas Mastandrea's vicious canine nail-biter The Breed, produced by Wes Craven and starring Michelle Rodriguez (Saturday 18th).

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The Breed »
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Bad Milo! »
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Adrift »
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Wrong Turn »
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Reeker »
Mystery horror starring Arielle Kebbel (The Uninvited) and Eric Mabius (Resident Evil). A group of strangers stranded at a desert travel oasis are preyed upon by a strange fiend.
And Soon the Darkness »
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The Relic »
Mystery horror starring Tom Sizemore (Black Hawk Down). A homicide detective and an anthropologist try to destroy a man-eating South American lizard-like god in a Chicago museum.