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The 10 best lines from the Evil Dead movies
By James Whittington, Thursday 5th April 2018

Horror Channel is sponsoring a "groovy" night of gore on April 7th at the Stockport Plaza Cinema in conjunction with those fine folks of Grimmfest.

The Evil Dead Marathon will start at 1.30pm (doors at 1pm) and is made up of The Evil Dead (1981), Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn (1987), Army Of Darkness (1992), and finally Evil Dead (2013). There's also prizes up for grabs and merch stall. More info on the event here.

But what is your favourite line from this amazing series of movies? Here's our Top 10!

10: Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my Boomstick! (Army of Darkness, 1992)

9: What kind of a virus makes someone cut their face off with a piece of glass? (Evil Dead, 2013)

8: I'm all right now, Ashley! Come unlock this chain and let me out! I'm all right now! It's your sister Cheryl! (The Evil Dead, 1981)

7: You're all going to die tonight. (Evil Dead, 2013)

6: Gimme some sugar, baby. (Army of Darkness, 1992)

5: I believe I have made a significant find in the Kandarian ruins, a volume of ancient Sumarian burial practices and funerary incantations. It is entitled "Naturum De Montum", roughly translated: Book of the Dead. (The Evil Dead, 1981)

4: I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! (Evil Dead II, 1987)

3: Soon all of you will be like me... And then who will lock you up in a cellar? (The Evil Dead, 1981)

2: You bastards. You dirty bastards. Gimme back my hand! GIMME BACK MY HAND! (Evil Dead II, 1987)

1: Groovy (Evil Dead II, 1987)


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